little boy funnies.

Some boy funnies recently:

at dinner moses was adding "yo" to the end everything he said. 

he got goofy and it went something like this:

"i eat yo.
milk yo.
man yo.
boy yo.
...table yo.
hoho yo.
i eat snow yo.
but never yellow snow."

you know i always wondered what was going on in the brain of his sometimes....now i know. yo.

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At lunch recently, Moses ended a story he was telling with

"and then God gives you a hug. And a cookie".

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 Hoho is that guy who says I love you...a lot.  A couple of times a half hour at the very least.  And he will repeat it until you say it back.  And he doesn't forget and move on.

The other day he was saying it to Moses...over and over and over...Moses said I love you back.  A couple minutes went by and Hoho needed another fix.  So he said I love you...over and over and over and over until Moses couldn't take it and said "I don't love you anymore hoho".

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The boys were playing together...Aaron wanted a toy that Moses had...Moses didn't give it to him.  Aaron started to cry.  Moses says to Aaron "Why don't you cry about it and see what that gets you". 

(I have definitely never said that to him). 

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Moses recently inquired about a body part he had never noticed.  He asked what they were called and insisted on an answer.  Doug finally complied and told him what they were called...and that we don't talk about them.  And that sometimes boys can go without a shirt but girls can't...to which Moses responded "Yeah, because they don't have nibbles". 

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I've taught Moses to say "God speed" when he sees a fire truck or ambulance with their lights on...only he says "God sneeze!"