I totally stole this idea from Sara :) Thanks, Sara!
March 1--as far as Moses knows sharks say "doo doot"...you know, Jaws style. but when little southern Moses says it it sounds like "dew dewt (ya'll)"...he must be thinking of south carribean sharks. :)
March 2--scale says it's a black shirt kind of day.
March 2--oh LOST...I love/hate you.
March 4--apparently moses is getting married on June 6th to his sweetheart Katie Elise...at least he will have an awesome mother in law...will i still have to pay for college?
March 4--i secretly can't stop watching 16 and pregnant
March 5--is blessed to live in a home full of JOY, where we laugh everyday! Looking forward to seeing all my awesome inlaws today and tomorrow!
March 6--worst. night. ever. fever. puking. cramping. crying. snot. leaking. throbbing. screaming. nightmares. notice that sleeping was not on the list.
March 11--green grass under my feet, i miss you.
March 12--i hate daylight savings with a passion that only a mother could understand.
March 12--in a house with two kids and NO chocolate = torture of a special kind.
March 13--what's the point of giving when it's easy? the real challenge is giving when it hurts.
March 14--is contemplating getting a cat...
March 14--i have a new kitten. his name is hugo and he black and white. if you know the story behind that then you are as nerdy as me.
March 17--if you asked moses what his life lesson was yesterday, he would say "we don't ever touch the cats bum bum".
March 18--i like the "taking turns sleeping in" rule until it is doug's turn to sleep in.
March 18--i can almost hear the angels singing when my boys go down for a nap at the same time. jesus could not say "i love you" any more clearly. :)
March 19--do you think moses could get a college scholarship for worlds slowest eater?
March 21--it's officially spring vs. sewing machine.
March 22--oh darn...the most annoying toy in the house has dead batteries. too bad those batteries are "rare and hard to find". ;)
March 23--if it is not too early for my kids to have a "throw yourself on the floor hissy fit" then by golly it's not too early for me either, thankyouverymuch.
March 23--don't watch "food, inc" if you don't want to change how you eat and shop for food.
March 24--i just gave moses a set of cowboys and indians...but not without cutting off all the guns first...freak?
March 24--"A government big enough to give you everything that you want is big enough to take everything you have" Thomas Jefferson
March 25--One day, you will have what I have because you are an amazing, strong, intelligent woman, like Hillary… from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air...
March 26--pretty pleased that aaron could be convinced to take one loooong nap instead of two little one. now if only he didn't spend every waking moment climbing every single thing in the house...
March 26--if moses still likes me when he is 4 it will be a miracle. i feel like all i have done so far today is said "no", "stop doing that" and given time outs.
March 27--dear baby aaron, toilet fishing will never. ever. be a sport. please stop trying to be champ, ok? thanks. love, mom
March 27--dear dumb neighbors, exactly how many times does your dumb dog have to run away from you to poop in other peoples yards before you put that dumb beast on a leash?
March 27--i hope that gap's "curvy jeans" aren't the grown up womans equivalent to the little boys "husky"...
March 28--Rejection from society is what created The X-Men.