convo FAIL.

A couple of weeks or so ago WE were bathing the boys.
Something I never have to do thanks to my awesome husband.
Somehow it seemed like a good time to talk to Moses
about privacy and how no one is ever allowed to touch his boy parts
and what he is to do if someone does.
For the sake of this story you have to know that Moses
refers to his boy part as his "nool"...a derivative of noodle.
Don't ask.

I felt like we had as thorough of a discussion as you can with a
three year old. This kind of discussion
is important to me and I wanted to be sure he understood.

So I said "Moses, what did mommy just tell you?"

He stands up, puts his hands on his hips, shoulders back and
states..."EVERYONE can touch my nool!"



sara luke said...

Ha! I know it's a serious issue, but I did laugh out loud at this . . .

1 Funky Woman said...

I can see this playing like a movie set, many takes before he finally gets it, good luck. It took a while for my son, but I do love his nickname for it!!

Simply Me... said...

yes I agree with sara... but it is kind of funny. Happy Monday:)

mommy2luke2008 said...

Hmmmm, sounds like that went is funny though.

Nen said...

oh no... perhaps you can try again at a later date. lol!

the thrifty ba said...

this sounds like a talk i STILL have with my 6 year old.

Whimsical Creations said...


Kids are hilarious.

Katherine said...

hahahahahahahahahaaha! this is hilarious...but not at the same point. *shakes head*

Polka Dot Moon said...

Can't help but laugh!! :)

Paige said...

Love it! Kids say the funniest things. Have a great weekend!

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